Meet the master of the lap dance and presidential candidate

Cato would like to acquaint his constituency with a little history about his campaign and his lap dancing career.

• A hero is born
• His party affiliation -- The Feline Party of God.
• His platform -- "Dogs and fundamentalist Christians should be locked up on the back porch."
• His platform --  The high cost of gas.
• His fund raising efforts -- Master of the lap dance and Experience the magic of lap dancing.
• His recognition as a wine connoisseur.
• His defeat in the recent Mexican presidential election.
• The Great Cat -- his relationship with the deity -- The wish-fullfilling gem.
• His inner life -- Tickle me Cato.
• Treatise on branding -- I am self cleaning.
• His relationship with the Mafia -- Everything I learned about killing I learned from Tony Soprano.

Cato would like to ask for your support in his efforts to gain public office. "Fifty-three percent of people who meet me, want to take me home. This is because I am intelligent, articulate and neutered. How many politicians can say that?"

Disclaimer: According the election laws in the United States Cato is not eligible for any public office. He is under age ( four years), not an American citizen (born in a Sonoma garage, his mother was so poor he does not have a birth certificate), and not human (but don't tell him that). As his campaign manager, I hope you will not mention these impediments to him as running for office seems to be his raison de etre.

Comments

[Aloysius]

Is Cato going to have lawn signs? Lawn signs are very big in my home state. Even though I can't vote in California (or anywhere), I'd love to have a lawn sign for Cato. Or maybe a sticker for my blog?

[Cato]

I have put together a campaign badge for all those who would like one on their blogs. Send me an email and I will send you the code.

[Pet Campbell]

Tigger thinks we need the Cato code..

[Laura Lee Donoho]

Ahh, Catos's got my vote.

[Victor Tabbycat]

Oh, please, we'd like to support Cato wif his campaign code! Fanks an good luck!

[Gigolokitty]

I'm voting for Cato! Where can I buy a bumper sticker?

[Cato]

Right now Cato does not have bumper stickers because he recently spent his last $50 on lap dancing tapes. He does, however, offer his handy Vote For Cato badge for your weblog. Several cat bloggers are now promoting his campaign, maybe you can too :)

[Skeezix the Cat]

Send me the code for the badge and I'll put it on my site. How do I vote for yoo? Yer the best kandidut I've ever seen!

[Rocky, CEO (Cat Executive Officer) ArtsyCatsy]

Cato, you have my support from the business sector. Let's replace the dogs currently in office with an astute politikitty who will address domesticat issues ... rising catfood costs, global hairing, catcrime, feline healthcare, furball proliferation, It's time to "Leave No Cat Behind!"

[ArtsyCatsy]

Me again, Cato. I'm out making the rounds to let everycat know before it goes up on the Cat Blogosphere that we're having a special benefit to help out Mu Shue and his Mama Laura.

Maybe on your campaign trail you could stop in?

Rocky, CEO, ArtsyCatsy

[Cheysuli]

I have been watching your candidacy with interest. Of course many cats are concerned that both of us are splitting the feline voters apart and how can we possibly do that?

[kris]

A cat that is also an oenophile? I'm on board!

[Tikkles]

What game? What you on about, cat?

[The Cat Realm]

We are asking all the candidates two things:
where do you stand on pro-choice and gay marriage?
Anastasia

[Cato]

Anastasia:
1. I am neutered, so abortion has not been a factor in my life. I do think, however, that most Republicans should be aborted before birth. We would have been a whole lot better off if Barbara Bush had had an abortion sixty-one years ago.

2. I am against marriage altogether.

Best to you, Cato

[Luxor]

Hello, Cato! I saw your site mentioned on Chey's blog, and came over to introduce myself.

[The Cat Realm]

Thank you so much for answering our questions concerning abortion and marriage!
We are right with you which means Cheysuli just got some serious competition. We will have to vote for both of you.
Our humans said that with the kind of candidates we cats are having they want to live in Cat world too...

[The Cat Realm]

I Dare You!
Come on over and check it out!
Anastasia

[Chey]

Cato, Skeezix is wrapping up the questions--he is saying we should have the voting done by the end of today. I was thinking about next Wed. July 18 for the debate. Does this work for you?

[Kimo & Sabi]

Wowy! You has had quite a life! Calistoga is a lovely place to retreat from all da earthly crap (ooops, we said crap). Anyhoo, we is practically neighbors (we is in Petaluma). We will keep yer campaaaane platform in mind when it comes time to vote. Have a lovely weekend.

[Tracey R Cooke]

HE HAS MY VOTE

[gigolokitty]

Cato for President! Link added.

[LitWit Larue]

You've got 5 votes from our household - 2 from the human types, and 3 from the furry felines! Please stop by our human slave's site and let her know how she can promote you!!
http://litwitreviews.blogspot.com

[Natural Leap]

I'll vote anyday for your kitty...lol:-))

Di

[The Cat Realm]

I Dare You!
Yes, It is ME, Anastasia! Karl was thoughtful enough to put the Dare out on the Day of the Dead, so I can come personally! And if you don't accept the challenge, I might just come again and haunt you, Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anastasia