Meet the master of the lap dance and presidential candidate

Cato would like to acquaint his constituency with a little history about his campaign and his lap dancing career.

• A hero is born
• His party affiliation -- The Feline Party of God.
• His platform -- "Dogs and fundamentalist Christians should be locked up on the back porch."
• His platform --  The high cost of gas.
• His fund raising efforts -- Master of the lap dance and Experience the magic of lap dancing.
• His recognition as a wine connoisseur.
• His defeat in the recent Mexican presidential election.
• The Great Cat -- his relationship with the deity -- The wish-fullfilling gem.
• His inner life -- Tickle me Cato.
• Treatise on branding -- I am self cleaning.
• His relationship with the Mafia -- Everything I learned about killing I learned from Tony Soprano.

Cato would like to ask for your support in his efforts to gain public office. "Fifty-three percent of people who meet me, want to take me home. This is because I am intelligent, articulate and neutered. How many politicians can say that?"

Disclaimer: According the election laws in the United States Cato is not eligible for any public office. He is under age ( four years), not an American citizen (born in a Sonoma garage, his mother was so poor he does not have a birth certificate), and not human (but don't tell him that). As his campaign manager, I hope you will not mention these impediments to him as running for office seems to be his raison de etre.

Comments

[Never teh Bride]

Finally! Someone I can support in the presidential running. If I don't see Cato on the ballot, I'll be sure to write him in. It's easy to get behind a prez with a fuzzy tummy.