Cato confesses to catnip abuse on Catnip Anonymous.
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Cato, I was greatly concerned to learn of your body temperature emergency. Considering the accompanying hallucinations, and your recent struggle up the twelve steps, perhaps it's merely a symptom of nip withdrawal?
I am even more concerned about your diagnosis as "normal." Body temperature is a simple quantitative assessment. Normalcy, however, is a more subjective assessment. Being diagnosed as "normal" in this nation can result in a life of desperation as a Wal-Mart greeter in a podunk town located in a "red" state.
Therefore, I urge you to insist upon further testing to establish your abnormalcy so that you may serve our nation as a President who can speak in full sentences, tell the truth on occasion, and refrain from decimating nations at whim.
Rocky
Posted by: Rocky | February 26, 2007 at 08:57 AM